- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

“- Sam Monroe: You knew you were dying from the start?
- George Monroe: We're all dying from the start. I just got pushed to the head of the line.”

Hayden Christensen - Sam Monroe
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

"Dead Amanda"! I told ya, you get more nookie than you can shake a fucking stick at if you just told people your wife was dead.

Michael J. Fox - Jamie

“- The Evil Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. The huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart.
- Magic Mirror: Snow White still lives, fairest in the land. 'Tis the heart of a pig you hold in your hand.”
Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen
Moroni Olsen - Magic Mirror

“- Vernon Slone: When I go away I'll always be with you.
- Bailey: Don't lie.”
Alexander Skarsgård - Vernon Slone
Beckam Crawford - Bailey