“- Santa: I think the milk's a little sour.
- Little Girl: It's soy milk.
- Santa: Huh?
- Little Girl: You said you were lactose intolerant.
- Santa: I did say that, didn't I? Thank you for remembering.”

Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Melissa King - Little Girl

“I am not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me.”
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald

“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“Ancestors, hear my plea: help me not to make a fool of me, and to not uproot my family tree. Keep my father standing tall.”

Lea Salonga - Mulan

“- Chris: I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you. Denny was the one. He cared about and don't try to tell me different. You're just a kid, Gordie.
- Gordie: Oh, gee! Thanks, Dad.”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance