“I don't wanna get my legs chopped off because I do a guy a favour.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Lord Chelmsford: For a savage, as for a child, chastisement is sometimes a kindness.
- Sir Henry Bartle Frere: Let us hope, General, that this will be the final solution to the Zulu problem.”
Peter O'Toole - Lord Chelmsford
John Mills - Sir Henry Bartle Frere

“- Supreme Being: I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, more shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.
- Randall: Oh, thank you, sir.
- Supreme Being: Yes, well, I am the nice one.”
Ralph David Richardson - Supreme Being
David Rappaport - Randall

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy