“- Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!”
Yelba Osorio - Malaria
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“Fat bitches need love too.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
- Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.”
Julia Roberts - Kitty Kiernan
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Doug Remer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
- Joe Cooper: I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper