“Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.”

Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

“Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.”

Lucy Davis - Dianne

“- Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling!
- Anita: How are you?
- Cruella De Vil: Miserable, darling, as usual, perfectly wretched.”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil
Lisa Davis - Anita