“She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.”

Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie

“How can a slut be beautiful? The Mona Lisa is beautiful, the Statue of Liberty is beautiful, the Grand Canyon, the first day of spring, a new fallen snow-that's beauty, but a slut is just slutty, right?”
Michael Imperioli - Scary Caller #30

“- John Proctor: She is a whore!
- Judge Thomas Danforth: This will not pass. Can you prove this?
- John Proctor: I have known her sir! I have known her.
- Judge Thomas Danforth: In what time? What place?
- John Proctor: In the proper place where my beasts are bedded.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth

“You can lead a hoe to water but you can't make 'em think, ya dig?”
Katt Williams - Money Mike