Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit".

Alan Abelew - Recruiter

“- James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.
- Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.
- Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.
- Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.”

Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox
James Allodi - Neil Bucyk
Jed Rees - Eddie Strombeck
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter

“- Lenny Brown: Mark, I don't sell drugs. I'm in real estate.
- Mark: I don't sell drugs, either. I'm a screenwriter. But until the ship comes in, you gotta cover the waterfront.”

James Woods - Lenny Brown
Marc Poppel - Mark

“- Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
- Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete