“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
John Mahoney - Preston B. Whitmore

“Hello? Who? Oh. Listen, bitch, I'll get the kid a few toys for Christmas, so don't bug me! Yeah, I know it's only a few days till Christmas, what do you think? Think I live under a rock or something?”

Bob Jones - Grover

“If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That's something I can value.”

Raymond Massey - Adam Trask

“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus