“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.”
Morris Day - Don Cleveland

“- Becky: I like your dress.
- Jenna Rink: It’s ‘cause I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!”
Renee Olstead - Becky
Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink

“- Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
- David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
- Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
- David Sumner: We'll, maybe you should wear a bra.”
Kate Bosworth - Amy Sumner
James Marsden - David Sumner

“I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.”
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner