“Fat girls tend to come a lot.”
Dudley Moore - Wylie Cooper

“Listen Missy, would you fancy another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back!”
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“Do you think your ample form has anything to do with the fact that you stuff your face? Or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe?”

Katrin Cartlidge - Hannah

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“Something is wrong here; can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive during the night. Babs stops laying but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us extra food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to kill us all.”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger