“You can fool all the people all the time if the advice is right and the budget is big enough.”
Joseph Edward Levine

“I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.”

Chevy Chase

“You look marvelous.”

Billy Crystal

“It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said,
Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one
thing--it's another! It's always something.”

Gilda Radner

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.”
Tony Randall