“Let me tell you something you probably already know: Now, the Institute for Historical Review is part of an ongoing germ; it's a network of professional liars and haters who get pleasure out of telling their horrible lies.”

Tracy Brooks Swope - Ms. Teitler

“- Alison Gordon: How can you go through life pretending that you're happy?
- Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I am happy.
- Alison Gordon: That is complete bullshit, I'd rather you break down and tell me that you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.”
Monica Potter - Alison Gordon
Cary Elwes - Dr. Lawrence Gordon

“You never knew... oh how could how much she loved you before you raped her! And after you raped her there was no one to tell... except me... over and over and over again. It's very hard too look like the one person you're mom loves and hates the most.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston

“I'm sorry you hate me... but I do love you”

Alec Baldwin - Teacher

“- Alyssa Jones: Fucking is not limited to penetration, Banky. For me it describes any sex, when it's not totally about love. I don't love Kim, but I'll fuck her. I'm sure you don't love every girl you sleep with.
- Banky Edwards: Some of them I downright loathe.”
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards