“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon

“- Doctor: Now you be careful, Earl, or else my grandson might just steal that pretty gal of yours away from you.
- Jimbo: Gramps, I ain't gonna steal Earl's gal, I'm gay.”
Larry Hovis - Doctor
Matthew Davis - Jimbo

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely