“- Steven Taylor: There you are. And how was your day? Any progress in saving the world?
- Emily Bradford Taylor: I'm working on it.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emily Bradford Taylor

“Hurley works there, you think he'd work there if he was gonna get the cancer?”
Cher - Dolly Pelliker

“Work hard, lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building!”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates

“For 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.”

Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“You want a safe job? Go ask the Czechs and the Poles and the Greeks. They were figuring on safejobs. They're lined up in front of guns digging each other's graves.”

Sam Levene - Abel "Chips" Abrams