“- Ashima: You know, by the time I was your age, I had already celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: This is America, Ma. People have twins when they're 60.”
Tabu - Ashima
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“America remains trapped in a loveless marriage with itself.”
Laurence Fishburne - Narrator

“Every credit card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dakota. Fill it out. Fill them all in. It's the last great pyramid scheme in America.”

William H. Macy - James Gordon

“The days when Yanks could come over here and buy up Nelson's Column, a Harley Streetsurgeon and a couple of windmill girls are definitely over!”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“What's the secret of America? Money! Everything is money, Charlie. But you'll never make any money, because you dress like a schmuck.”
F. Murray Abraham - Arnold Rothstein