“I feel like I'm still a kid practically, but your teachers and your parents and everybody's got everything planned out for you with high expectations. But what if it has nothing to do with you? You lose track of yourself, and that's fake!”

Erika Christensen - Hannah Kingsley

- Hal Griffith: How'd they get you to stay?
- Louanne Johnson: They gave me candy and called me their “light”.
- Hal Griffith: That'll do it.
George Dzundza - Hal Griffith
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.”
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

“- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You manipulated me! How could you?
- Rita Robbins: Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins

“That man is so oily, you could fry chicken on his smile.”

Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman