“- Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
- Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“- Duncan McDermott: Kit, I hate to bring it up with this sumptuous repast, but it looks as if you're drinking a glass of puke.
- Kit McDermott: You'd know.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.”

Dean Stockwell - John Cavil

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Karen Sympathy: Bullwinkle, can you rappel?
- Bullwinkle: Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years.”
Piper Perabo - Karen Sympathy
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle