“My dad always said that work was like a hat you put on your head. And even if you didn't have pants, you didn't have to walk down the streetashamed of your ass as long as you had a hat...”
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“- Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.
- Clark Griswold: Nothing to be proud of Russ [pauses as Rusty walks away and then proudly] … 50 yards.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I'm not a pistoleer or a knife-smith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea