“Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.”
Neil Ross - Announcer

“- David Herdeg: Hey, I know this guy. Is this another movie?
- Allison Hayes: No, David, it's not another movie.”

Michael Paré - David Herdeg
Nancy Allen - Allison Hayes

“There's more violence in television news than there is in the movies.”
Joe Spinell

“I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, seriousmovies.”
David Zucker

“If a filmmaker and I don't get along, it's four weeks of your life, so, whatever. With TV, it's six years.”
Marc Blucas