“- Eugene Morris Jerome: Don't hate me for what I'm going to say.
- Stanley: What is it?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass.
- Stanley: They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome
Brian Drillinger - Stanley

“I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? Other people's money.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“You just wanna get laid. You'll say anything to get laid. Just like everyone else from California. What do you have, a cock for a brain, baby? Don't fuck with me, you asshole. Why don't you go fuck your father if he loves you so much?”
Anne Carlisle - Margaret

“- Elizabeth Carlson: What do you want from me?
- Daniel Jelline: Everything. What do you want from me?
- Elizabeth Carlson: What do I want from you? I didn't break into your apartment, I didn't follow you all over New York.”
Nastassja Kinski - Elizabeth Carlson
Rudolf Chametovič Nureyev - Daniel Jelline

“- Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie?
- Joey LaMotta: What?
- Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie?
- Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your shit. I mean it, don't start.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey