“- Hamilton 'Ham' Porter: Yeah! That's how you do it, Smalls!
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Ham, you idiot! Now we can't play no more!”

Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
Mike Vitar - Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez

“- Jack Elliot: Just let them have a little fun.
- Uchiyama: Baseball is work. Not fun.
- Jack Elliot: Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game. When you were a kid, I bet you didn't pick up a bat and ball because you were dying to work. A player's career is short enough. Let them enjoy it.”
Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot
Ken Takakura - Uchiyama

“Is that play legal?”

Patrick LaBrecque - George

“We want a pitcher not an underwear snitcher!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma