“- Theo: Those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!
- Dewey Cox: The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.
- Sam: Fuck nobility!
- Dave: Fuck Ancient Egypt!
- Theo: Fuck cats!”
Chris Parnell - Theo
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox
Tim Meadows - Sam
Matt Besser - Dave

“You are a Catwoman. Every sight, every smell, every sound, incredibly heightened. Fierce independence, total confidence, inhuman reflexes.”

Frances Conroy - Ophelia

“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan

“Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.”

Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named "Sphinxy".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns