“Michael, it will destroy you, too. One day, Michael, this rage which drives you... you think if you kill them all it will go away. It won't. You have to fight it in the place where it's strongest.”
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“If you want to get rid of this rage, Michael, go home. Go home! Go to your house, I shall be there waiting for you. You'll find her waiting for you.”
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

Steven, with a V, that means "Very Gay". And when people disrespect my gay brothers and sisters, I rain terror on them! Shock and awe, shock and awe.
Steve Carrell - Steven Goldstein

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
- Master: Now, puddin' face...
- Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan!
- Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
- Master: They call me Master.
- Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!”
Penny Marshall - Master's Wife
Garry Marshall - Master
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah