“You're not even a real rhino! You're just a lot of smoke and noise! I'm not afraid of you!”

Paul Terry - James

“It buzzed me. We need a plan. It's a lot bigger than I thought... it's about a two pounder.”

John Candy - Chet Ripley

“What could they want? Your nuts?”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
- Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
- Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
- Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Fred Sorenson - Jock

“Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tendermeat!”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon