“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“- Sam Burns: You're a very rude young woman. I know Douglas from the Rotary and I can't believe he'd want you treating customers so badly.
- Checkout Girl: I don't think I was treating her badly.
- Sam Burns: Then you must be from New York.”
John Lithgow - Sam Burns
Judy Dickerson - Checkout Girl

“- Chalmers: What did you do to this?
- Wolff: Emergency repair procedure number one.
- Chalmers: You kicked it?”
Andrea Marcovicci - Chalmers
Peter Strauss - Wolff

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Major Otto Baumeister: You will find that in your position impertinence does not pay.
- Flying Officer Johnny Hammond: I didn't join up in this war to make money.”
Raymond Massey - Major Otto Baumeister
Ronald Reagan - Flying Officer Johnny Hammond