“You pick it.... I stick it!”

Flea - Tattoo Artist
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
- Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
- Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”
David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“If it's not in frame, it doesn't exist.”
John Malkovich - Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Mount Richmore? I did say that we needed a family portrait, Regina. But this?
- Regina Rich: Well, it was Rafaelle's idea. She's the artist. I didn't want to stifle her creativity.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Oh, honey. You know I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high?”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich