“- James Ubriacco: Mike, what do you think of this suit?
- Mikey Ubriacco: You look like my principal.”
John Travolta - James
David Gallagher - Mikey Ubriacco

“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Suzy DeSoto: I wanna know what you think!
- Suzy's Trick: I don't have no opinion.
- Suzy DeSoto: Well, make one up!
- Suzy's Trick: What the hell for?
- Suzy DeSoto: Because I paid $12.99 for this goddamn dress, that's what for! 13 bucks to look nice for guys like you... now I ain't takin' it off 'til you tell me how you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
William Bronder - Suzy's Trick

“- Nina Barona: I'm a little better than you think, Mr. O'Brien.
- Bill O'Brien: That wouldn't be hard.”
Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Bill O'Brien

- "Wild Bill" Donovan: I once thought this man was a coward.
- Sgt. "Big Mike" Wynn: A coward, sir? From now on everytime I hear the name of Plunkett, I'll snap to attention and salute.

George Brent - "Wild Bill" Donovan
Alan Hale - Sgt. "Big Mike" Wynn