“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- James Ubriacco: Mike, what do you think of this suit?
- Mikey Ubriacco: You look like my principal.”
John Travolta - James
David Gallagher - Mikey Ubriacco

“- Suzy DeSoto: I wanna know what you think!
- Suzy's Trick: I don't have no opinion.
- Suzy DeSoto: Well, make one up!
- Suzy's Trick: What the hell for?
- Suzy DeSoto: Because I paid $12.99 for this goddamn dress, that's what for! 13 bucks to look nice for guys like you... now I ain't takin' it off 'til you tell me how you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
William Bronder - Suzy's Trick

“Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake