“- Lena Ballinger: Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
- Luca Moroder: How true.”
Rachel Weisz - Lena Ballinger

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose

“Hey Schindler, leave no Jew behind!”

Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold

“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God

“- Harold: It's beautiful.
- Taylor: Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?”
Matt Craven - Harold
Michael Biehn - Taylor