“- Pherber: How do you think Turner feels like, huh?
- Chas: I don't know. He's weird. And you're weird. You're kinky!
- Pherber: He's a man! Male and female man! And he feels like me.
- Chas: No! No he doesn't!”
Anita Pallenberg - Pherber
James Fox - Chas

“- Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be one.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: It's my right as a man.”
Michael Palin - Francis
Eric Idle - Stan aka Loretta
John Marwood Cleese - Reg

“I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“When you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“Most transvestites fancy girls.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself