“- Victoria Everglot: Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day. I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn't it?
- Victor Van Dort: Yes, silly. No. No, not at all, no.”
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“- Mona Lisa Vito: I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.
- Vinny Gambini: Whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic?
- Mona Lisa Vito: Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.”
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“You can do it, you can do it all night long.”
Rob Schneider - Townie

“You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!”
Rob Schneider - Townie

“You were born to be hockey players, Every one of you. You were meant to be here tonight. This is your game. Their time is done! It’s over! I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw ‘em! This is your time.”
Kurt Russell - Herb Brooks