“- Jimmy: Why don't you try it on? You didn't see that one coming, did you?
- Louise: Why, Jimmy? Why now?
- Jimmy: Try not to get too excited, Louise. I just flew across two states with that ring in my fuckin' hand, and uh... you know I hate to fly.”

Michael Madsen - Jimmy
Susan Sarandon - Louise

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“I'm getting married, Walter, and I'm also getting as far away from the newspaper business as I can get.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Wolf J. Flywheel: There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps

“- Rose Smith: Nice girls don't let men kiss them until after they're engaged. Men don't want the bloom rubbed off.
- Esther Smith: Personally, I think I have too much bloom. Maybe that's the trouble with me.”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith