“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“Yucky yucky pizza, yucky pizza. Yummy yummy cucumber sandwiches!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Come on girl, haven't you ever cleaned a fish? You know there's nothing cruel about what I'm doing here. I treat most of my stock better than farmers treat their animals. I don't feed 'em chemicals or hormones. When you consider the way the world is today, there's no question I'm doing a lot of them a big favor.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.”

Joel Grey - Chiun

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie