“- Mickey: Left handed fighters, they're the worst. They lead with their face mostly, trying to throw that big left. Right's no damn good. They ought to outlaw southpaws.
- Rocky Balboa: Why didn't you tell me this before?
- Mickey: I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.”

Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing?
- Lone Starr: The Vulcan neck pinch?
- Megamaid Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
- Lone Starr: [changes hand position] Like this?
- Megamaid Guard: Yeah! [falls to the ground]”
Tom Dreesen - Megamaid Guard
Bill Pullman - Lone Starr

“You shouldn't block with your face.”

Chris Penn - Travis Brickley

“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen