“I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em - how to jack off!”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“Your old tutor did you a great disservice, Mr. Kynaston. He taught you how to speak, and swoon, and toss your head but he never taught you how to suffer like a woman, or love like a woman. He trapped a man in a woman's form and left you there to die!”
Claire Danes - Maria Hughes

“- Wayne Carter: I never argue - with a lady.
- Flower Belle Lee: Play it safe, huh?”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
W.C. Fields - The Great Man