“Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“- Doctor Li: You smell good. You wear incense to scare away evil spirits?
- Linda Low: Oh no, to attract them!”
Kam Tong - Doctor Li
Nancy Kwan - Linda Low

“Women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin, you will put up with ANYTHING to have another one. And they know that.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.”
Richard Griffiths On Bette Davis, Jane Russell

“- Stan: This is a man's game. It requires a man's cunning, a man's intelligence...
- Katie: With a woman's touch.”

Matthew Faison - Stan
Ann Ryerson - Katie