“There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes.”

Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient.”
Jack Davenport - Peter Smith-Kingsley

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random