“That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.”
Jason Segel - Marshall Eriksen

“It’s a Pop Tart. It’s kind of like a donut that got run over by a car.”
Matilda Lawler - Flora

“Alex-That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth-Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen
Olivia Wilde - Alex Kelly

“And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“The s'more. The most offensive assault on the human palate ever contrived.”
Ralph Fiennes - Chef Slowik