“- Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
- Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!”
Gerard Parkes - Doc
Frank Oz - Animal

“I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.”
Bill Nighy - Billy Mack

"I love you". That's what Christmas is all about... Clarissa said it to Mr. Krueger; Mr. Krueger said it to Jesus; and Jesus in so many ways said it to all of us.

Smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your "Chanel Number 5", just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.”
Meg Ryan - Kate McKay