“- Jack Skellington: We pick up an oversized sock, and hang it like this on the wall...
- Mr. Hyde: Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
- Smaller Mr. Hyde: Let me see, let me look.
- Smallest Mr. Hyde: Is it rotted and covered with gook?”

Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington
Randy Crenshaw - Mr. Hyde

“- Belle: It's a wonderful tradition. One log is chosen, and everyone in the house touches it and makes a Christmas wish.
- Beast: Wishes are stupid.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Robby Benson - Beast

“Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species. In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rites, I have discovered it is traditional to present the happy couple with a gift.”

Brent Spiner - Data

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off!
Sinbad - Myron Larabee