“This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. Everybody wants puppies.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“Look, defenseless babies!”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“A human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.”
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“- Barney (MacFay's Bodyguard): What's the idea of the kid?
- Nick Charles: Well, we have a dog, and he was lonesome.”
Joe Devlin - Barney (MacFay's Bodyguard)
William Powell - Nick Charles

“Dogs obey so much better than children.”
David Duchovny - Brad