“- Evelyn Carnahan: It's called mummification. You'll be dead when they do this.
- Rick O'Connell: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Likewise.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan

“- Rosencrantz: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
- Guildenstern: No.
- Rosencrantz: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“Back in the heavy stoned days, when we used to stay up and talk a lot, Annie and me, we were talking about dying, how it feels and all. I said I'd never get buried. I couldn't stand them shoveling dirt in my face.”
Jodie Foster - Jeanie

Annie, she said she wanted to be buried right in the ground under a pear tree. Really. Not in a box or anything. She said she wanted the roots going right through her, and each year, we'd come along, take a pear, and go "Hey, Annie's tasting good this year, huh?"
Jodie Foster - Jeanie

“What sort of respectable mummy snuffs it without leaving a mothercurse on her tomb?”
Sean Pertwee - Bradley Cortese