“- Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?
- Will: It was... it was ugly, man.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.
- Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.
- Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout

“- Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew, dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
- Lt. Amos: Like me, right?
- Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane
Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos