“- Sketch: Eclectic.
- Margaret: What's that?
- Frankie: You plug your box in the wall and it gives you power, stupid.”
Ron Johnson - Sketch
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Margaret
Devin Kamin - Frankie

“- Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
- Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Wallace Shawn - Vizzini
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Carter: Who died, Lee?
- Lee: You!
- Carter: Detective Yu?
- Lee: Not Yu, you!
- Carter: Who?
- Lee: You!
- Carter: Who?
- Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
- Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth?”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

- The Old Man Parker: Aaah! "Fra-gee-leh!". It must be Italian!
- Mother Parker: Uh, I think that says fragile, honey.
- The Old Man Parker: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“- Phoebe: Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!”

Ashley Bank - Phoebe
Andre Gower - Sean