“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
Robert Charles Benchley - Mr. Osborne

“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“A good idea knocks before entering your head.”
Guido Jonckers

“As soon as we will be able to projectpublicity onto the clouds, we will definitely do that.”
Guido Jonckers