“- Gordon Bombay: Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey and I don't like kids.
- Peter Mark: What's this supposed to be, a pep talk?
- Gordon Bombay: I'm sure this will be a real bonding experience. One day, maybe one of you will write a book about it in jail.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay
J.D. Daniels - Peter

“Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Gordon Bombay: Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey.
- Peter Mark: [sarcastically] You know, I knew we forgot something.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay
J.D. Daniels - Peter

“What's this? The Oreo line?”

Michael Ooms - McGill

“Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)