“- Meena: What about me? What about me? I've never asked you for anything! Never expected anything! I'm 24 years old, and I'm still here! Stuck here! You think I'm happy? I love him. That's not a crime, is it?
- Kinnu: You call this love? When all you have done is bring such shame upon our heads?”

Sarita Choudhury - Meena
Sharmila Tagore - Kinnu

- Alec Scudder: "Alec, you're a dear fellow", you said. Are you ashamed to be seen with me? You're not glad, anyway. Don't say you are.
- Maurice Hall: Of course I'm glad.
- Alec Scudder: Then why didn't you come to the boathouse? I waited two night, I got no sleep waiting.
Rupert Graves - Alec Scudder
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“- Dr. John Dolittle: It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure.
- Female Pigeon: He's not under pressure. He's not attracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon.”

Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Julie Kavner - Female Pigeon

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks