“For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“- Man: Hallie, Hallie Martin! We met in New York, remember?
- Hallie: Did we like each other?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hallie

“You get your picture in the papers, you're famous. You're famous, you get anything you want. That's what's so great about New York.”
Max Casella - Racetrack Higgins

“- Turner: If you were me, what would you do?
- Chas: I don't know. It depends. It depends who you are. So, I don't know.
- Turner: Who I am? Do you know who you are?”
Mick Jagger - Turner
James Fox - Chas

“- Richard M. Nixon: Did you ever mess around with Marilyn Monroe?
- Elvis Presley: No, sir.
- Richard M. Nixon: The Kennedys did, you know. Hoover played me the tape.”
Bob Gunton - Richard M. Nixon
Rick Peters - Elvis Presley