“- Andie: Blow.
- Ben: What?
- Andie: Nobody likes Mr. Sniffles!
- Tony: Oh, yeah I hate, Mr. Sniffles.
- [laughing Ben blows]
- Andie: Oh, white! healthy boy, healthy boy.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Meg Altman: It's disgusting how much I love you.
- Sarah Altman: Tell me about it.”

Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“- David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
- Shaun: No! I love my mum!
- Ed: I love his mum too.
- Shaun: Ed!
- Ed: [singing] She's like butter!”
Dylan Moran - David
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Nick Frost - Ed

“We seem to lose our heads in times like this. We do things together that we'd be mighty ashamed to do by ourselves!”
Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln

“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse