“- Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?
- Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
- Marty: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?”

Wallace Shawn - Marty
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage.
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?”

Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue
Jason Bateman - Roger Donahue

“Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.”

Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.”
Nick Offerman - Frank