“There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. She was his reason and his life. There was another man who saw that she was beautiful, a pious vulture of the law, who with a gesture of his claw removed the barber from his plate. Then there was nothing but to wait and she would fall, so soft, so young, so lost, and so beautiful.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“Got to love the Lord for making things like that.”

Oliver Platt - Harry Rex Vonner

“Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line - Lord knows I've used it - but I mean it.”
Billy Zane - The Collector

“- Powder: Do you think I'm ugly?
- Lindsey: I don't know what I think when I look at you. But sometimes I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jeremy 'Powder' Reed
Missy Crider - Lindsey Kelloway

“- Volunteer Bimbo: You are the coolest role-model a young person could have!
- The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.”
Lisa Guerrero - Volunteer Bimbo
Danny DeVito - Penguin